Hey! Welcome to the Blog of Eternal Damnation! Here's where you will see all the latest crap about the Web's hottest Speculative Fiction ezine, Bambi's Eschatological Underpinnings. And every now and again, just for sport, we just might include a little bit about Fiction Inferno: the Literary Magazine that Burns You Up.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

 

Well well. How about a little light reading? My first novel,  SOL: A Light Novel, just hit Amazon. W00t! Read it and weep! Well, maybe not weep.

posted by Max E. Keele 2:07 PM

Friday, November 04, 2011

 

Pssst. Here's a secret. If you're having one of those days where everything just seems to be more challenging than it needs to be, play a little mind game. Imagine the best vacation you can come up with. Plan it in practical detail, everything except how to pay for it. Think about house sitters, pet sitters, mail holds, packing, booking reservations for rooms and travel, maps, itineraries, trip insurance, things to do, food you'll eat, and what you'll wear.

Then say to yourself, "Aw the heck with it," and just go there. Max the cards, sell the boat, whatever. Just go. You can thank me when you get back.

posted by Max E. Keele 1:22 PM

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

 

I know, it's self-serving and gratuitous, but I'm really trying to get this search marketing thing off the ground. So I'm going to post in this kind of archaic blog. What I'm talking about here is internet search marketing. Which is something you need, if you run a website and you're trying to sell stuff. Or draw traffic. Or just want more visitors. Really, what you need is SEO at the speed of light. Speed of Light Enterprises.

posted by Max E. Keele 12:28 PM

Saturday, February 19, 2011

 

Live from Eugene, Oregon!

A new SEO blog has erupted from the volcanic forests of Eugene Oregon. Eugene SEO, read it, make fun of it, inflict it on all your friends.

posted by Max E. Keele 11:54 AM

Monday, February 07, 2011

 

This is kind of funny

A bunch of years ago, I gave a brief quote to a nice woman named Moira Allen who was writing an article about writing called "Five Mistakes that Spell Rejection." She published it online, and MAN this thing grew legs. My Google search just now found 428 instances of that article or references to it. Jesus Pete. It's even been translated into French (Cinq erreurs menant au refus). I sure hope Moira gets a nickel every time somebody stumbles across it.

I also wish I had her luck/skill/connections to make that sort of viral thing happen on purpose.

posted by Max E. Keele 10:13 AM

Friday, January 21, 2011

 

Some online search marketing resources live here.

posted by Max E. Keele 10:22 AM

Saturday, January 15, 2011

 

Searching for an SEO company?

For SEO and all your internet and search marketing needs, trust Speed of Light Enterprises to deliver the goods.

posted by Max E. Keele 10:48 AM

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