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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

 

As one of the hordes of newly unemployed, I have to tell you this:

It Sucks.

No, really.

It really, really sucks.

posted by Max E. Keele 11:56 AM

Monday, December 22, 2008

 

Wyrd Word is coming..... 

Beware! Beware!

posted by Max E. Keele 3:13 PM

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

 

Still working on the house. Home decor is not my strong suit.... but luckily my wife is good at it. The kitchen is 90% done and we are both loving it. The garage is 75% there. The sunroom is in process, the bathroom up next, and the master bedroom not far behind. Not to mention  a few random projects like tiling the hearth, painting the trim, and completely remodeling the front yard landscaping. Ack. 

posted by Max E. Keele 1:09 PM

Friday, August 22, 2008

 

This business web development and search marketing job is wild. In the three months I've been here, we've signed about a dozen new clients, and four of them for multiple projects. If it keeps going like this, I'm gonna sell the house, turn into a big hippie and play hacky sack all day.

posted by Max E. Keele 11:26 AM

Saturday, July 19, 2008

 

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posted by Max E. Keele 4:39 PM

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

 

There was a time when you could count on the front of your boat staying attached to the back of your boat. If only I knew where to find some nice stainless steel fasteners.... Something in a nice hex head, perhaps.

posted by Max E. Keele 12:24 PM

Monday, June 30, 2008

 

I just started a new job! Web marketing is the gig, and I'm acquiring clients in a hopefully controlled fashion.

Here's a couple of the first:

Indulge in You
Bath and body lotions and potions.
Treat yourself to something nice!


Winship Designs
Glass rod, lampworking tools, and other glass supplies.
Glassblowing supplies for every sized studio

posted by Max E. Keele 10:45 AM

Experimental Exposure Level Detector. If this counter reads 99,999 or higher, you have been exposed to a level of mutagenic particle emission that should cause priapism in men and low-level continuous orgasm in women. Please let me know if this is a problem for anyone.