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Monday, December 07, 2009

 
Solution to Fermi's Paradox
The solution to Fermi's paradox is kind of obvious, really, if you think about it in the right way. First, in case you're unfamiliar, Fermi's Paradox is:
The age of the universe and its vast number of stars suggest that if the Earth is typical, extraterrestrial life should be common. In an informal discussion in 1950, the physicist Enrico Fermi questioned why, if a multitude of advanced extraterrestrial civilizations exist in the Milky Way galaxy, evidence such as spacecraft or probes are not seen.
In short, where the hell are they?


The answer is this: Any civilization with sufficient curiosity to wonder what the universe holds, and sufficient creativity to go about the process of finding out will inevitably discover than it is far simpler, easier, and cheaper to model your own virtual universe that it is to travel the physical one. This notion will henceforth be known as Max's Axiom.

Given the continuing relevance of Moore's Law (that computational power will double every two years or so) and the emergence of highly sophisticated modeling technologies, and the increasing popularity of virtual environments, I suppose that it is only a matter of time--and short time at that--before we ourselves have engineered a virtual universe of our own. A universe where we can all be immortal, powerful, fully realized creatures armed with full knowledge and understanding of our creation. That is, if we are not already in such a universe of someone else's manufacture.

posted by Max E. Keele 10:20 AM


Wednesday, April 08, 2009

 
As one of the hordes of newly unemployed, I have to tell you this:

It Sucks.

No, really.

It really, really sucks.

posted by Max E. Keele 11:56 AM


Monday, December 22, 2008

 

Wyrd Word is coming..... 




Beware! Beware!

posted by Max E. Keele 3:13 PM


Tuesday, November 04, 2008

 
Still working on the house. Home decor is not my strong suit.... but luckily my wife is good at it. The kitchen is 90% done and we are both loving it. The garage is 75% there. The sunroom is in process, the bathroom up next, and the master bedroom not far behind. Not to mention  a few random projects like tiling the hearth, painting the trim, and completely remodeling the front yard landscaping. Ack. 

posted by Max E. Keele 1:09 PM


Friday, August 22, 2008

 
This business web development and search marketing job is wild. In the three months I've been here, we've signed about a dozen new clients, and four of them for multiple projects. If it keeps going like this, I'm gonna sell the house, turn into a big hippie and play hacky sack all day.

posted by Max E. Keele 11:26 AM


Saturday, July 19, 2008

 
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posted by Max E. Keele 4:39 PM


Wednesday, July 09, 2008

 
There was a time when you could count on the front of your boat staying attached to the back of your boat. If only I knew where to find some nice stainless steel fasteners.... Something in a nice hex head, perhaps.

posted by Max E. Keele 12:24 PM

Experimental Exposure Level Detector. If this counter reads 99,999 or higher, you have been exposed to a level of mutagenic particle emission that should cause priapism in men and low-level continuous orgasm in women. Please let me know if this is a problem for anyone.


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